Example:
Kim Kardashian : Unoriginal Twit :: Hitler : __________
A) Fancy Pants
B) An adorable kitten
C) Malicious sociopath
D) The second coming of Roseanne
With age comes wisdom. With wisdom comes patience. With patience comes victory.
However, if you fuck me over financially and I’m out thousands of dollars… With irrationality comes spite. With spite comes vengeance. With vengeance comes victory.
Two different paths leading towards the same goal. One is immediate and messy the other requires time and insight.
My would be roommate backed out on me, not even 5 days (FIVE FUCKING DAYS) before we were supposed to move in to the apartment we were to share. I’ll be able to afford it on my own but my finances will take a hit.
Moral of this story? Trust in yourself and you have no one else to blame when you fall. Trust in others and be prepared to have a jar of KY ready.
Gerbil special forces are crossing the Easy Mac river and storming the beaches!
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